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Contents
- 1 Totschafe
- 2 History
- 3 Obsessions
- 4 Userboxes
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Totschafe
Totschafe is a teenaged obsessed person who is a resident fanfic writer and photographer. She also obsesses more than it should be natural to obsess. She is a proclaimed otaku (even though she knows it is bad to be called that, but she doesn't care). Her obsession list is quite long.
History
Long ago, on a certain June night, specifically a June 3rd kind-of night, a baby was born to a huge family. Said baby soon learned to talk and (reluctantly) walk, showing signs of future world domination. When she was three and a half years old, she wrote her first fanfic/story EVER about the Lion King, lovingly and carefully written in a sparkly black Crayola crayon and illustrated with much care.
It was not so long after that, she obtained her first notepad and began writing more stories and mini-fanfics. Here is an example of one.
"One day, Wally went to work. The boss came in and said, "Wally, you can not have fun. You have to work all day and don't play at all." Wally was very said. So he went up to the boss and fro'd up in the boss's pants. The boss said "Icky." He got mad at Wally and said, "Clean this up right now." Wally cried and did it. He said 'sorry' and the boss said okay and they had fun all day long. The end."
Of course, this story has been edited for punctuation, spelling, and grammar of a four-year-old. Praise was showered upon her for her mad skillz and she began to write better stories.
In kindergarten, she met a girl named Vawn who soon became her best friend and mad partner in crime. They wreaked all sorts of havoc and ate coconuts while coloring pictures like no tomorrow. Vawn would stay by her side as their "Batman and Robin"-like schemes went on for a whole decade and more.
Time progressed and her writing became exceptional in a matter of time. By second grade, she was writing stories better than most kids do. When she turned seven, she got a Backstreet Boys notebook for Christmas and within one year, the notebook was filled with Digimon fanfics, some including an OC and one that sunk into the Digimon Tamers season before it even happened. (She had some serious Internet skillz by then too.)
More time went on and her obsession with anime came to a degree where real men were no longer in her sights, but had her eyes more fixed upon Goku from Dragonball Z and later Trunks, Goten, and for the tiniest amount of time Gohan. When her mom took her to Oregon, she cried when she thought she would miss an episode, but ended up catching it, much to her joy.
More time passed until she ended up in sixth grade. That was when something amazing happened that no one expected. Browsing through a German dictionary, she was looking up some random words that sounded good together, and came upon two that caught her eye. Tot and schafe. When you put them together, it became Totschafe. This was a breakthrough in her life and much celebration went on (drinking come Kool Aid and eating Garbanzo beans out of a can).
Then in seventh grade, armed with the knowledge of reading, writing, obsessing, and the most wicked nickname of all, she met several cool people in middle school. Lexi, Sam, Chelsea, and Kenny became her partners in crime. Of course, Vawn was lucky enough to sit in the glory of her best friend's amazingness and all that.
The new people introduced her to a new form of anime, hardcore mainstream anime. Not that she didn't watch that before, having been obsessed with DBZ and Trigun by then, but now she was watching Inu-Yasha (which was just a taste of it all) and soon dove into the wide wonders of FullMetal Alchemist.
Her first fanfiction was published at fandomination.net as lilmisspogo13, being Slipknot and Murderdolls fanfics. That was only the spark for the fire soon to come.
This was soon followed in the winter of that same year, specifically December 22nd, when she saw Phantom of the Opera the first time. Her mind was graced with the beauty of it all and ran headfirst into the obsession of a lifetime. That is when she discovered fanfiction.net and fell in love. She knew what to do. A fanfic was written, a penname was submitted, and all came at rest.
Totschafe was now in business, earning more than 300 reviews for her first story (not mentioning it was 35 chapters long). Throughout the construction of that fanfic, called Child In the Snow, her writing soon changed and became more civilized, no longer clumping paragraphs like she once had. A sequel was created, but never finished, because she was soon writing FullMetal Alchemist fanfics insetad.
These fanfics earned more credit and she was now meeting fanfic writers no different than herself, one key writer being Lahz. Lahz and herself became friends, though living in different states, and even co-wrote fanfics and exchanged them (Totschafe was in eighth grade by then).
Then Naruto went on air in America for the first time and all changed. Totschafe's eyes were exposed now to pure ninja-ness and all sorts of goodness came from that! She had already had several anime boyfriends, but now she was head-over-heels for Sasuke Uchiha. More fanfics were written, and better credit was given.
Who knows what is to come for the now high-schooler. All we know is that there will be more fanfics that the miracle that is Totschafe shall live on.
Obsessions
Don't mind the rather large list. If you don't like some of these obsessions, don't come crying to me about it.
- Naruto
- Slipknot
- Hagane no Renkinjutsushi (FullMetal Alchemist)
- Gorillaz
- Rammstein
- BLEACH
- Thir13en Ghosts
- Phantom of the Opera
- Kingdom Hearts
- Twilight by Stephenie Meyer
- Legacy of Kain
- D.N.Angel
- Final Fantasy VII (Dirge of Cerberus included)
- Vampires
- Dance Dance Revolution
- Harvest Moon
- Neopets (my username is chrissy39068)
Userboxes
Of course, I am no stranger to userboxes. In fact, I'm kind of addicted.
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Totschafe's Userboxes
| en |
This user is a native speaker of English. |
| BBB-N |
Dees-a hyooser ees eh bornin spicker uff-a Børk, Børk, Børk. |
| dlph-N |
Sree'ook kkkk'kk eee ack. |
| ... |
This user would like to know oodles more languages. |
| fr-1 |
Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français. |
| de-1 |
Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse. |
| ja-1 |
この利用者は少しだけ日本語を話すことができます。 |
| pgl |
Isthay useryay isyay ayay eakerspay ofyay Igpay Atinlay. |
| SoE-5 |
This fine human being speaks and understands Southern English proficiently and is therefore a true Southern belle or gentleman. |
| en-ca-4 |
This user speaks Canadian English at a near-native level. |
| 1337-n |
+|-|15 |_|><0|20z 15 +3|-| /\/471\/3 5|*33|<z0|2 0|= |€€+. |
| 1337 |
7|-|15 |_|x0r 5|>34|<5 1337. |
| fgn |
This user can speak foreign. |
| gb-n |
Dsh uuzzr ízzzá nããããæætívvv speekrrróv Gbrsh. |
Jpan-1
書 |
This user has a basic understanding of the Japanese writing system. |
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Dieser Benutzer ist ein Fan von Rammstein. |
| you and me |
This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, you and me need to have a little talk... |
| !? |
This user is a punctuation stickler. |
| their/ there |
This user knows that there and their are not the same word. |
| if & whether |
This user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly. |
| Y'all |
This user speaks Southron, y'all. |
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Per the Userbox migration, {{User American English}} was moved to {{User:Feureau/UserBox/AmericanEnglish}} |
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This user is a Shintoist. |
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This user is an alchemist. |
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This user reads the tarot. |
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This user believes in a god or gods. |
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This user's spiritual beliefs
are complex and personal.
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* This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. |
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This user believes that Santa
is a misspelling of Satan. |
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This user is not the Messiah! He is a very naughty boy! |
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This user is probably going to Hell. |
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This user is a damsel in distress wanting to be rescued by a knight in shining Armani. |
| [] |
This user's favourite colour is black. |
| 猴 |
This user was born in the year of the Monkey. |
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| PS |
This user is addicted to Pixy Stixs |
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This user has been living in a cave somewhere. |
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This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
(For God's Sake, do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!) |
| Zombie |
Grrr! Brains! Brains! |
| .sdrawkcab si resu sihT |
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This user is a wombat, or at least thinks that he or she is. |
| Guess what? |
* This user's got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell! |
| ego |
This user is a deluded egomaniac. |
| WWCND |
What Would Chuck Norris Do? |
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Per the Userbox migration, {{User nj4}} was moved to {{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User nj4}} |
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Per the Userbox migration, {{User nj3}} was moved to {{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User nj3}} |
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Per the Userbox migration, {{User nj}} was moved to {{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User nj}} |
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This user fears the clowns. |
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This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!
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| THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE. |
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This user likes to spin pens. |
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This user enjoys photography. |
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This user enjoys Salsa dancing. |
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This user is a butterflier. |
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This user enjoys going to the sauna.
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This user is addicted to traveling. |
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Per the Userbox migration, {{User water drinker}} was moved to {{User:Ginkgo100/Userboxes/User water drinker}} |
| GW |
This user reads Guitar World.
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| AIM-Able |
This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever. |
| I |
This user is a fan of Improvisational comedy. |
| Who |
This user knows Who's on First. |
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This user believes that Caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. |
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This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale. |
| MCR |
This user is a My Chemical Romance fan.
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| NIИ |
This user is closer to god. |
| NIRVANA |
The sun has gone
but this user has a light. |
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This user is a Nirvana fan. |
| SOAD |
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
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This user listens to They Might Be Giants. |
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This user has great respect for Ludwig van Beethoven. |
| AM |
This reader is in a glass case of emotion. |
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"Surely this user can't be serious?" |
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This user is a sheep herder on Brokeback Mountain. |
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This user plays the Final Fantasy series. |
| SC4 |
This user's city is much better than Defacto's. |
| ET |
This user loves playing Wolfenstein:Enemy Territory. |
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Per the Userbox migration, {{User Cheese}} was moved to {{User:Feureau/UserBox/LoveCheese}} |
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This user likes a 'proper' Pasty. |
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This user eats chocolate. |
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This user likes to eat peeps! |
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This user drinks Mountain Dew. |
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This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating. |
| PS2 |
This user enjoys playing games on a PS2. |
| AC |
This user plays the Animal Crossing series. |
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This user plays Dance Dance Revolution (or another dance game such as In The Groove or StepMania). |
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This user plays the Final Fantasy series. |
| KH |
This user plays the Kingdom Hearts series. |
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This user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon. |
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This user is interested in
art history. |
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This user is interested in Japanese history. |
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This user is interested in Ancient Egypt. |
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This user is interested in
Ancient Israel. |
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This user plays the piano. |
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This user enjoys heavy metal music. |
| Phantom |
This user is a fan of The Phantom of the Opera. |
| PotO |
This user is past the point of no return. |
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This user knows that 42 is the answer to life, the Universe, and everything. |
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This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players". |
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This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys. |
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* This user needs more cowbell. |
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This user is interested in Chemistry.
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This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace. |
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This user is interested in ikebana. |
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This user enjoys writing. |
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This user is a member of American Coaster Enthusiasts. |
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This user enjoys reading anything. |
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Big Brother is watching this user. |
| S |
This user is a Slytherin. |
| L.V. |
This user is a fan of Lord Voldemort. |
| BOOK |
This user is working on publishing a book.
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| MAGAZINE |
This user has had his/her work published in a magazine. |
| Clue |
This user hated her... so... much... I-It-It--flame--flames... on the side of my face... breathing... breathle--heaving breaths...heaving-- |
| PotC |
This user is disinclined to aquiesce to your request. |
| O |
Before this user dies, they will see the Ring. |
| V |
This user does not wear the bad colour. It attracts them... |
| Hoopla! |
This user is a Rocky Horror fanatic. |
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This user took the red pill, not the blue pill. |
| Matrix |
This user knows that there is no spoon, Mr. Anderson. |
| アニメ |
This user is an anime otaku. |
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This user is a Manga Otaku. |
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This user is a Leaf Villager. |
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This user is a member of the Uchiha clan. |
| 漂白剤 |
This user is a Shinigami. |
| FMA |
This user believes in The Law of Equivalent Exchange. |
| ∞ |
This user is an ageless Immortal. |
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This user is of German ancestry. |
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This user is of French ancestry. |
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This user is of Irish ancestry. |
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This user is of multiple ancestries. |
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This user is of Romanian ancestry. |
| BRO |
This user has a Big Brother |
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This user comes from the United States of America. |
| This user is from the State of Michigan. |
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This user loathes, but is forced to observe, Daylight Saving Time. |
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This user had a Flux Capacitor seized by the FBI.
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This user overuses userboxes. |
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This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha! |
| ubx-c |
This user thinks that user boxes have gotten out of control. |
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This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very sleepy. |
| Mmm, userboxes |
This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible. |
| BP1 |
This user has bipolar disorder Type I.
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| DID |
This user suffers from dissociative identity disorder.
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| MPD |
This user suffers from multiple personality disorder.
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This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which s/he'd be blind as a bat! |
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